The Opinions Haver
Don't get excited yet, I don't mean it like that. Not really
Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves
in a manner of speaking
Guess what "it" is. Go on, guess. Yeah, you're right
with a detour into space, and another detour to memory
mom i frew up
oh wait i also say that in the text. ah well nonetheless
This version of the adage isn't any punchier than the first
But also all the stuff you've come to expect from this publication
My gymnastics catchphrase is not catching on
In NECKSNAP Magazine!
this is a BIG NEWS issue, but also the usual complaining
