This version of the adage isn't any punchier than the first
But also all the stuff you've come to expect from this publication
My gymnastics catchphrase is not catching on
In NECKSNAP Magazine!
this is a BIG NEWS issue, but also the usual complaining
actually you can put that on my tombstone
But also, actually nice!!!
That's a disgusting metaphor actually? Yuck
Not like that! Not like that.
and bad magic
But not literally to Distraction, that's close enough to walk. Also - well.
Oh, I don't know, you try coming up with 5 years of witty titles
